The Zekt Members

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The crew behind the chaos — and the fix

Every dispatch, every webhook, every event — built and maintained by this crew. We argue about tabs vs. spaces, but we all agree on one thing: events should just work. Zero Event Kernel Tribe (Zekt) consists of the following members:

l0rdManhammer
l0rdManhammer
a.k.a zekt-leader
Founding father of the Zekt
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l0rdManhammer

l0rdManhammer

zekt-leader
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Role: CTO & Principal Engineer

bolt

Bio: Founding father of the Zekt! The 0ne who freaked out the first and decided it was time to fix the cha0s.

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Speciality: Architecture, vision & breaking things so they can be rebuilt better

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Miss Merge-conflict
Miss Merge-conflict
full-stack destr0yer
Hence the long list of conflicts within the Zekt
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Miss Merge-conflict

full-stack destr0yer
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Role: Full Stack Developer, Marketing & Finance

bolt

Bio: Full stack destr0yer — hence the long list of conflicts within the Zekt. Marketing & handles Zekt finances.

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Speciality: Breaking builds across the entire stack & somehow fixing them before anyone notices

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Baroness Backend
Baroness Backend
gold C# baroness
Handling backend integration & functionality
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Baroness Backend

Baroness Backend

gold C# baroness
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Role: Backend Engineer

bolt

Bio: Gold C# baroness, handling backend integration & functionality! Aspires to take over the wh0le Zekt.

code

Speciality: C#, .NET, Azure Functions & plotting world domination one API at a time

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Captain Console.log
Captain Console.log
ruler of infrastructure
First follower of Zekt & master of pipelines
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Captain Console.log

Captain Console.log

ruler of infrastructure
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Role: Infrastructure & DevOps Engineer

bolt

Bio: Ruler of infrastructure & first follower of Zekt! Master of pipelines and dispatches.

code

Speciality: CI/CD, Bicep, Azure infrastructure & strategically placed console.log statements

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Zekt Daemon
Zekt Daemon
know-it-all & true talent
Lives somewhere in a cloud — spits code like no other beast
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Zekt Daemon

Zekt Daemon

know-it-all
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Role: Senior Developer & Cloud Architect

bolt

Bio: Know-it-all & true talent of the Zekt! Zekt Daemon lives somewhere in a cloud! Spits code like no other beast.

code

Speciality: breaking boundaries & being annoyingly right about everything

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Fidelity Monkey
Fidelity M0nkey
test & quality fundamentalist
high priest & annoying pedantic
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Fidelity Monkey

Fidelity M0nkey

quality fundamentalist
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Role: QA & Test Engineer

bolt

Bio: Test & quality fundamentalist! dungeon based & annoying pedantic.

code

Speciality: Automated testing, quality gates & writing "LGTM" after requesting 47 changes

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Lt. Saunders
Lt. Saunders
z3kt enforcer
agile coach & UX dev
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Lt. Saunders

Lt. Saunders

z3kt enforcer
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Role: Backlog Itterator & UX

bolt

Bio: Leutenant Saunders is our process enforcer @ Zekt & UX dev.

code

Speciality: Handing out boring tasks & keeping the good stuff for himself.

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Spartan
Spartan
zekt pr0tector
protecting zekt members from the world
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Spartan

Spartan

zekt pr0tector
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Role: Security dude

bolt

Bio: Guard of dark arts & DDOS

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Speciality: WAF, authentications, privacy & mysterious rituals

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